In which I earn the title "Cruelest Mom Ever"

You know you're my kind of "mean mom" if you've ever taken pictures like these.

You know. Just for posterity's sake.

So I can attest to how dirty he can get while eating his breakfast.

That mixture of yogurt, crusted snot and last night's dinner is really attractive.

But wait. What's this face?

Oh no. It's definitely THAT face. But instead of having some decency...

You just keep shooting.

You know, for posterity's sake.
Oh, come on! You know you look like this while pooping too!)

Don't we all feel better afterwards? I know I do.